Bob's Thoughts of the Day

  1. Sometimes I think I’m too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop.
  2. You never really know if you're over someone until you're in the car and they're in the crosswalk.
  3. Married sext: you were so good in bed last night... I didn't hear you snore once.
  4. Boss just announced he is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I.
  5. Due to the Economy, All dollar stores will be accepting 4 easy payments of 25 cents each.
  6. You can tell a lot about a woman the way she pours gasoline around your car.
  7. The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.  

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Fort Valley Bob's Thought of the Day