Bob's Thoughts of the Day
- Sometimes I think I’m too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop.
- You never really know if you're over someone until you're in the car and they're in the crosswalk.
- Married sext: you were so good in bed last night... I didn't hear you snore once.
- Boss just announced he is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I.
- Due to the Economy, All dollar stores will be accepting 4 easy payments of 25 cents each.
- You can tell a lot about a woman the way she pours gasoline around your car.
- The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
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